In an effort to be "more real", here's a little fun fact about me. I'm very good at all three of these:
But especially sleeping. If sleeping were my job, I'd be getting paid six figures. High six figures. And napping. Fuhgeddaboudit. I can nap at the drop of a hat. I can nap anywhere. (Legend has it I took a little nap during a Springsteen concert once. I deny that fact.)
I'm good at sleeping.
I know. It's a gift.